Shinji receives a very important (Xbox Live) Phone call

men-iss-vess-ull:

“a genus of new world pigs” sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

men-iss-vess-ull:

“a genus of new world pigs” sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

explodingsilver:

floofshy:

Christ dying for our sins would be more impressive if he didn’t require an explicit opt-in from the end user, instead leaving the default at “Go to hell”. Like he is God, and yet he seemingly can’t create good UX.

#demanding praise for implementing a janky workaround to a bug that is his fault and that he left untouched for ages#sounds about right for a creator

videogame-fake-brands:

HeyBro - Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (2017)

192929020202020:

Horned sungem

hyratel:

captain-jenmerica:

deadddeviant:

rigil-kentauris:

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

motherfucker-somewhat-limited:

mugenfinder:

pmpkn:

rlyehtaxidermist:

some papal facts:

• Being a cardinal is not a requirement for the Papacy, as most recently proved by Pope Urban VI in 1378.
• Being ordained is not a requirement either, as proved by Pope Leo X in 1513.
• Being present for the conclave is also not a requirement, as proved by Pope Adrian VI in 1522.

the papal conclusion:

ALT