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MY SIX OF CROWS FICS

a revelation in the light of day; Completed, wc: ~22,400

A kazper first words spoken soulmate AU

a heavy heart to carry; Completed, wc: ~27,000

Kaz is stuck in a time loop where Jesper dies each day.

tears of gold; Completed, Part 1 of unbroken, wc: ~47,000

Saints, it was just his fucking luck to be taken by the Shu.

The exchange on Goedmedbridge goes wrong.

the saints can’t help me now; Completed, Part 1 of the Durast Chronicles, wc ~68,000

“Everyone knows Fabrikators are the weakest Grisha order.”

“Sweetheart, you’ve never met a Durast like me.”

Or, Jesper goes to Ravka to learn how to be a Durast and still ends up in Ketterdam anyway.

he has you; Completed, wc ~2,000

The man puffed up, gaining confidence. “Yes, him. We’ve taken the bastard of the Barrel.”

Jesper’s eyebrows shot up, and his eyes flickered to the dark warehouse next to them. “No shit? You’ve got Kaz in there?”

“Yes! We- wait, did you… did you not notice that your boyfriend was missing?”

who is the lamb and who is the knife; Completed, Part 1 of ruination, wc ~10,000

“I’ll take the parem.”

He swallowed hard, looking straight at Nina and ignoring the pair of dark eyes burning straight through the side of his head. “Give it to me.”

Or, Kaz confronts Jesper over his betrayal and Jesper makes a hasty decision

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ellynneversweet:

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

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patopq:

patopq:

when you nono wanna draw faces anymore

oh yeah? you like that? behold:

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eerian-sadow:

sockdreams:

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

We often eat pie at work…for morale.

“As a treat” implies a special occasion, a temporary state. “For morale” makes the joy essential, because you have to have good morale to keep going.

(via hacash)

stele3:

alatariel-galadriel:

thebluewizardsaregay:

apparently i’m a millennial woman

I mean, yeah, valid! but but but I also want to add on the fact that lotr AGGRESSIVELY rejects the “grimdark” and “gritty” settings that is so prevalent in fantasy (and also in general) right now, because I physically can not shut up about it

It is hope and love and compassion that saves each character individually, and because of that, the world. Frodo fails in the end, but his acts of compassion from earlier in the story save the day. And even as the world is saved, it is acknowledged that Frodo failed—without judgement, without blame. He fails, and he is still loved.

And like what can happen in the real world, he is still irrevocably changed by his trauma. But there is still hope—he has to leave, but he leaves with the promise of healing, and the promise that his ever-faithful Sam will follow.

Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Sam; each and every one of the characters are driven by their love of the people around them and their hope for the future. They cling to that love and hope throughout their trials, and that bears them through.

Of course people are watching it for comfort!!!! Lotr is eternally consistent in its promise, which Sam articulates so clearly in The Two Towers: “Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer.”

Things are dark and awful and terrible, but it will not be that way forever. That is the promise of LOTR. A promise of hope, and the reminder that it is love and compassion—for our friends, for our families, for the strangers we’ve never even met—that will save us in the end.

LOTR was the last time anyone in Hollywood was blisteringly, truly genuine. The good guys were good and kind and noble and the movie creators understood that this didn’t make them boring, it made them bonkers-ass compelling and wonderful. No one winked at the camera at any point.

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sarnai4:

qinnyanimation:

I also did this. Apollo’s forgot about the loophole.

My girl Cassandra deserved a better fate. Let her be one of the Ithacan sisters.

Yesss! Cassandra truly deserved so much better. I felt terrible for her. All she did was attract the eye of an immortal. Such a horrible punishment for something that shouldn’t even have been a crime.

earhartsease:

thedogopera:

jorisjurgen:

WHAT

hope this helps

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trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

hellsitegenetics:

pigswithwings:

“damn I’m crying over an insect” “why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks” “it’s weird how happy this small thing made me feel” THAT’S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.

String identified:
“a ’ cg a ct” “ a ag c tg g t ” “t’ a t a tg a ” TAT’ CA !!!! t at. tg a t t a c, att c a. t . a t a t. t g t a t tg. t at t at ca.

Closest match: Peromyscus eremicus genome assembly, chromosome: 183
Common name: Cactus Mouse

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🎶It’s because you live here! Feel your feelings!🎵

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fishmechs:

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distorted-prince:

finished episode 14 of the mighty nein and so far there have been at least 2 instances in which it would have been Really Nice if Nott remembered to use Mage Hand

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fishmechs:

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