Hello, this is a side blog. Don’t be inappropriate in the reblogs or ask box pls.
Any posts I make or reblog will be tagged #slurps soup
Asks are #asks
Original posts are also tagged #local soup deity posts
SOUP FRIENDS LIST
pissbaby-jones asked:
soup ladle tattoo 🥣
IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TATTOO I HAVE EVER SEEN. I APPROVE.
🥣👍
freezedriedrose asked:
(13/13) we offer a combo deal, which would you like?
chips and a drink
soup and a drink
roll and a drink
fries and a drink
just chips
just soup
just a roll
just fries
just a drink
no thanks!
apolladay answered:
We offer a combo deal, which would you like?
chips and a drink
soup and a drink
roll and a drink
fries and a drink
just chips
just soup
just a roll
just fries
just a drink
no thanks!
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bonsai-just-wants-to-forget asked:
hey soup
rate my soup (it looks better in person i promise)
On a scale of deliciousness, 9.8/10. On a scale of slurpability, 3/10. I would still slurp this soup.
we have a new truncated decachoron.
Make it popular.
And now I present.
SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!
GO FORTH MY TROOPS!
*slurps soup*
What in the hell is this.
*slurps soup*
@walmart-the-official how many times do you have this queued??
bold of you to assume I count instead of just mash buttons. Enjoy your soup.
Eh, valid. Thanks. :D
*slurps soup*
we have a new truncated decachoron.
Make it popular.
And now I present.
SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!
GO FORTH MY TROOPS!
*slurps soup*
What in the hell is this.
*slurps soup*
@walmart-the-official how many times do you have this queued??
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
When I don't reblog 2 Bay leaves lamb stew, do not mourn me, for I am amongst the stars
*slurps soup*
pissbaby-jones asked:
had a vacation and made soup every night for dinner. i proudly present to you (vegan) irish “beef” stew :3
Oh my soup I am so proud of you.
*slurps soup*
Gold star for you > ⭐️
A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.
@slurps-soup I think they’re talking abt u
*slurps soup*
That is uncannily accurate. I must search for hidden cameras.
I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).
I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!
SOUP ON THE MOON
MOON SOUP
*slurps soup*
this is soup.
its too cold
Gazpacho
no tomatos in it
there's at least one tomato in it
can you prove that ?
it is 🦐 ly a very probable statement
maybe 🦐 are all the tomatoes ever thrown in the ocean, none left
*slurps soup*
shrimply? lobsterly? crustaceously? im so confused
*slurps soup*
Perhaps shrimply as in simply.
