You’a didn’t get this from Mario, okay?
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Attention'a all Pathetic'a Pitiful Pions (PPPs) who cannot'a afford the Switch 2:
Attention'a all Pathetic'a Pitiful Pions (PPPs) who cannot'a afford the Switch 2:
who'a lay these eggs
i walk into a dark and scary room with a table and it is illuminated only by a single novelty red mushroom lamp and Shigeru Miyamoto is sitting at the end of the table.
“H-Hello, papa! It’s a me! Mario! I'a-”
he immediately throws a purple pikmin at me, and i barely avoid it. he is scowling.
“I’m BEGGING YOU. YOU’RE DOING THE SAME THING YOU'A DID WITH THE 3DS! WITH'A THE WII U! YOU'A MAKING THE SAME MARKETING MISTAKES AND'A THE SAME HUBRIS-FILLED CHOICES AND'A-”
These cards represent knowledge written from 1995 to 1997 and may be outdated, reflecting language and cultural understandings of their time.
it'a okay to steal the switch 2 if you'a have to
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