guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process
it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul
congrats you want to live and be happy
bad news the world doesn't want that for you
I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.
Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.
After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.
The housing market is a fucking travesty.
[MM] Children’s Day Celebration Event : Mystic Messenger in Fairy Tales
Hello, this is Cheritz.
In May, there’s ⭐a special day⭐ everyone in Korea is waiting for, regardless of age. Well, Korean Children’s Day is coming!
In order to bring you joy and excitement you would feel only on Korean Children’s Day, we have prepared various events as gifts.
On Korean Children’s Day, why not go back to childlike feeling with Mystic Messenger?
< ① Mystic Messenger in Fairy Tales >
For this year’s Korean Children’s Day, we have prepared a special event that will make your imaginations tingle!

Do you have any memory of reading fairy tales during your childhood? The world of fairy tales is full of surprises because there are no limits to imaginations!
The characters of Mystic Messenger also went on a trip of old memories 🎠 by reading fairy tales from the bookshelf. However, perhaps they got too involved with the fairy tales, and apparently they got stuck in the fairy tales!
What would it be like if the members of RFA get stuck in [the world of fairy tales], a beautiful world full of dreams as innocent as those of children?

▲ A member of the Cheritz team who is all thumbs has also participated in the event!
Draw your own artwork of the Mystic Messenger characters in fairy tales with your imagination and share it on your social media account along with the hashtag #MM_fairytale and the simple reason for choosing that character and fairy tale.
< ② Game-Access Event >

Log in during the following period and check out the new cute and lovely illustration of the members of the RFA for Korean Children’s Day!
< Title Illustration >
2021 Korean Children’s Day : 1st - 23rd of May (KST)
Happy RFA Day : 24th - 31st of May (KST)
< ③ Cheritz Market : Merchandise Sale Event >
The last event we have prepared for you in celebration of Korean Children’s Day will make the rate of your happiness go WAY UP!
We would like to let you know that we have brought news that will make your happiness soar high, which is on Cheritz Market’s Merchandise Sale!

These are the lists of the adorable merchandise on sale at Cheritz Market we have prepared for you!
Why not take this opportunity to get presents for the friends who enjoy Mystic Messenger with you or for the kidult inside you? ♥
<Sale Period>
3rd of May, 2:00 P.M. - 12th of May, 2:00 P.M. (KST)
Check the list of the merchandise on the detailed image and do not miss out on the sale period to get your most-wanted merchandise!
These are all the events that we have prepared for Korean Children’s Day!
We hope you would have a happy Korean Children’s Day!
Thank you.
Cheritz
Mystery Skulls Animated - Hellbent

‘Green fingers’ are a fact, and a mystery only to the unpracticed. But green fingers are the extensions of a verdant heart. A good garden cannot be made by somebody who has not developed the capacity to know and love growing things.
Excuse me hang on a minute that is the VERY LARGEST SUNFLOWER I have ever seen? Even if my sense of scale is completely off in height, it’s still got mammoth leaves and an alarmingly huge head.
What. How. What variety. What bargains with the devil. How
The variety is called “Titan”. Seeds are available at www.seedsavers.org
The variety is called “my girlfriend” and I love her so much
i want to marry her
I want you to picture the scene. It’s very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Here’s the table, newspaper, cup of coffee, packet of cookies. There’s a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase. It didn’t look like he was going to do anything weird. What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of cookies, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.
Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with. There’s nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your cookies.
You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know… But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldn’t do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?
In the end I thought, Nothing for it, I’ll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened. I took out a cookie for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadn’t because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another cookie. Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice …” I mean, it doesn’t really work.
We went through the whole packet like this. When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight cookies, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one. Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back.
A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my cookies.
The thing I like particularly about this story is the sensation that somewhere in England there has been wandering around for the last quarter-century a perfectly ordinary guy who’s had the same exact story, only he doesn’t have the punch line. - Douglas Adams, well known for writing The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy shares a very British story (via girliwannatouchyourmind)
that scene where Kirishima and Tetsutetsu first meet was literally the “where did that other dog come from. Who is he” comic

I’m sorry
“So. Ah. What’s with all… this?” You gesture vaguely at the spread of the picnic blanket, the bouquet of roses, the swans gliding serenely across a silver lake. “Is this supposed to be some kind of date?”
“Is that not appropriate for the situation? I am trying to entice you into an intimate relationship, after all.” Either your imagination is outdoing itself, or The Entity actually sounds rather coy.
“You want to parasitize my soul.”
“A very intimate relationship.”
You choose a point somewhere in the swirling mass of The Entity and give it a stony glare. Your eyes water a little, straining to focus. “I told you. Not happening.”
“Ah. Perhaps I am coming on a little strong.” The Entity considers for a moment and then adds thoughtfully, “I knew the roses were too much…”
Belatedly, you attempt to avert your eyes. The roses begin to change, deep red petals trembling, contorting themselves, and fading into the sunny yellow trumpets of daffodils. The process is strangely perverse, like a time-lapse of a molting tarantula you’d seen online. You shudder.
The swans are gone too, replaced by a family of ducks. The Entity is tearing off pieces of bread crust and tossing them into the water with practiced nonchalance.
“It’s not the fucking roses,” you spit, hoping anger will mask the fear in your voice. “I don’t want to help you! How stupid do you think I am?”
The Entity pauses and turns towards you, bread crust forgotten and dissolving into nothingness. One of the ducks quacks in protest. “I do not think you are stupid, dear friend. I just think you are very desperate.”
“Excuse me?”
“I mean no offense. I am not referring to your romantic prospects. We are both desperate. You call what I do ‘parasitism’, but you use the term too broadly. By definition, a parasite weakens and harms its host. I am hardly a botfly or tapeworm! You have my guarantee that I will not damage you in any way. In fact, I think we can help each other… ours could be a mutualistic relationship.”
“Someone took high school biology. Big whoop.”
The Entity ignores your comment. “I’m really not asking for much. I am no devourer of souls, just a sort of… hitchhiker. All I want is a little off the top - the table scraps, if you will.”
“And just how the hell is that supposed to benefit me?”
If The Entity had a mouth, it would be smiling winningly. “Isn’t life exhausting? All those ups and downs, the unceasing whiplash of joy and agony, the nauseating twists of fortune… aren’t you tired? Wouldn’t you like to just take a little break?
“I don’t mean end it all, of course. That wouldn’t do. I know you’ve thought about it from time to time, but isn’t what you really want just a chance to step back and play on easy mode and not have to feel… so… much? I can help you with that. Your free will would still be yours - I am not interested in control. I just want to take the edge off. Relieve you of the burden of emotions. A little here, a little there… no more excess, no more distraction, just a bit of peace and quiet. Is that really too much to ask?”
For one brief, wild moment, you consider taking the offer. What would life even look like with all the sharp edges worn down? You’ve suffered more than most - more than you ever really needed to, and for what? A big, stupid brain designed for complex problem-solving and hunting mammoths, now turned inwards to chase itself to exhaustion across the tundras of the psyche.
You imagine The Entity sucking at your soul like a tick, a great bloated belly distended with sorrow and anger and fear. Joy too, you realize, but that seems like little enough to sacrifice to be rid of the rest.
This wouldn’t be the first parasite you’ve had, you think uncharitably, recalling exes you’ve long been rid of and friends you haven’t spoken to in years. Men and women who’ve left you feeling hollow and wounded and raw, taking more from you than you ever really had to offer. Diminishing you. How much worse could this be?
The Entity takes your hand, startling you from your thoughts. Its material - you hesitate to call it flesh - feels like water against your skin, numbingly cold. It has never touched you before.
When it speaks, its voice is impossibly soft.
“Please. I need sustenance. And you look so very, very tired.”
Be Prepared, Link.
You’re gonna wanna click on this one to read it. I got lazy with bgs but i tried OTL
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The last thing u ate + ur fave animal as ur new url

“Well, well well…
Little Star is having trouble with her wand…”
A Moana/SVTFOE crossover idea - because the visuals in “Shiny” are so cool, we might as well cover everything in blacklight paint! If Toffee was gigantic and was in a similar scenario with Star, it might look like this…maybe?
(remember guys, he’s still technically the villain…)

raise your hand if you’re still emotional about moana

im being attacked. by myself