Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.
“I have created a perpetual healing spell.”
“A classic. Congratulations.”
“If my soul leaves my body, this spell will keep it around and lucid enough to magic myself back together.”
“Effective. Next?”
“My spell feeds off the life force of microscopic things! When bacteria die near me, it adds to my total. Wiping down the sink with antibacterial cleaner gives me SUCH a buzz; I think I may have to dial it down a bit.”
“…I would be very curious to see your notes about this spell.”
Breaking News: Wizard Grad Student causes major religious schism by casting drain soul on microorganisms, accidentally proving Animism
“I tied my body’s physical shape to my self-image. As long as I feel young, I won’t age.”
“I see it also gave you… ah…”
“Massive dobonhonkeroos?”
“I was trying to find a more diplomatic way to bring it up.”
“An unexpected side effect, but not an unwelcome one.”
“Shall I assume it’s she/her from here on out, then?”
“Oh yes.”
“I was trying to
find a more diplomatic
way to bring it up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
