People say “it’s so over” when something is bad but not “it’s so under” when something is good. Ever are we haunted by top/bottom discourse.
I’m a bit disappointed because they said this boy’s meat was super but honestly his penis is fairly normal-sized.
I am sorry I have sent you false advertisements. Only one of them is true. I still will not tell you which. This is my April's Joke on you.
AnonymousYou better not have been joking about those hot boneless fleshless goths, is all I’m saying.
TALL SADIST GOTH PROGRAMMERS with ONLY SKIN and NO BONES or ORGANS are flinging HANDFULS of well-sauced SPAGHETTI out a seventh story window near you! So watch out for that.
AnonymousHot.
Chiropractic adjustments are waiting to be put into your BODY by LICENSED PROFESSIONALS near you! These chiropractors don't even KNOW that the CRUNCHES THEMSELVES are HORNY!
AnonymousI appreciate the Chuck Tingle theming of my askbox right now.
Hot Kraft Singles Near You Are Melting And Will Drip(!!!) Into The Heating Element And Burn!
AnonymousAnd to think I used the toaster this morning, smh my head.
HOT single women and other such ilk are ululating in burrows and atop lampposts NEAR YOU.
AnonymousNeat!
Safe from jumpscares on April first… but are you safe from… Strong as Fuck Ice Mummy?
(Trick question, you’re never safe. Start running.)
[Sniffs the girldick like a sommelier before precisely describing your exact mommy issues like flavour notes]
Ladies, ladies, form a queue! I can only be surrounded and melee attacked by six people at once on this tactical hex grid!
