i haven’t seen conclave but this is probably what conclave is
i haven’t seen conclave but this is probably what conclave is
the scientists won’t clone me cuz they think i’ll have sex with the clone 😭😭😭
i will but they shouldn’t be slut shaming i think
and after all this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable
Beware the Whisker Wizard!
(Based on this post)
Many such cases 😴
my trusty old mouse finally died and i don’t think i like this new mouse as much. :(
modern empath crisis of faith
I needed to draw the crinkly thing…
imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out
I said what I said!
#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi)
It’s impossible to argue with anything above.
previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT