The Pen, Paper & Keyboard

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
salvadorbonaparte
salvadorbonaparte

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

BAH HAHAHA AH HAHAHA happy files bless weird and wonderful
teaboot
teaboot

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

teaboot

Anyway in my heart Finn became a Jedi alongside Rey and inspired a Stormtrooper insurrection and Kyle Ron went back to his mom like he should have day fucking one and that angry redhead dude blew up with the star destroyer and Poe got to make it happen and at the end Rey doesn’t give a shit who her bitch ass non-palpatine parents might have been because she gets her new family like she needed and palpatine stays dead at the bottom of his musty hole like he should have and Finn and Poe give each other approximately 130% the amount of lingering meaningful looks and then one of their run-together-to-reunite moments results in a heat-of-the-moment make out like it should have and Luke and Leia meet in person a minimum of once so she can sibling slap him at least once for being a useless dramatic old hermit for a billion years and tell him to get the Chanel boots back on and stop being a sad hobo and then for no reason at all there is an ewok style moon of Endor forest party at the end like God intended

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ace--of--swords
ace--of--swords

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Hello.

Once again, comissions are open.

Here is some more info

Any questions, even if you will not comission me in the end can be DMed. I'll happily answer.

One added note:

Since there has been an uptick in comission scams, I am going to be refusing comissions that have the tell tale signs of a scam (empty blogs who request art from photos that are given no context for me to draw from).

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