amy fuck

who up wanting to abandon their physical form

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

>ask if he's an actual leftist or a liberal who wants to feel cool

>he laughs "it's a good ideology"

>look inside

>blood and cartilage and bone and sinew and he's screaming and he's screaming and he's screaming and h

welcome to my Internet Heaven

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote

i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it

how do you sit in that front seat and not blow your legs off when you turn the radio on

no one knows but look at that ass man

fuck u mean look at that ass its like 12 sub woofers in the door