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eloise | 27 | she/her follow your dreams but more importantly follow my blog

GIRLBOSSED TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN AND GOT OFFERED THAT NEW JOB except they called me for the offer literally 6 hours after i just signed up for my current work to pay £700 for me to do a training course that i now have to cancel because i don't think they'd be too happy with paying hundreds for an optional training course and then me immediately handing in my notice 😭

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

bf and i nearly got in an argument this morning because he was reading a restaurant review he wrote out to me and i corrected him saying he should say 'the staff are...' rather than 'the staff is...' and he was like wtf are you talking about no it's singular and i was like no it's plural otherwise you'd say staff MEMBER?? and we got genuinely really frustrated with each other about this

anyway long story short turns out it's a british vs american english thing. we both feel a little silly but we've settled on blaming it all on the tower of babel

waking up to see one of your posts got a lot of notes is just scrolling through an endless parade of [repeated joke] [repeated joke] [someone smugly correcting you on something that they aren’t even right about] [repeated joke] [repeated joke] [terf and/or christian blogger somehow] [incredibly patronising and bad faith reading of what you said] [repeated joke] [kink blogger using your post to jumpstart their daddy rp (your post is not even slightly relevant)] [repeated joke] [capitalist bootlicker] [repeated joke]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: behold, my beloved son

As a Summoner main, I've been wanting to make a Carbuncle ita bag for over a year now, and this guy has been in the works (designing, sampling, sampling again) for the better part of 7 months. I am glad to announce, should all go well, the kickstarter campaign will be live within a week!

This campaign encompasses multiple pins, colorways, and freebies, all for my fellow Carb lovers.

I'll update again once you can presave the campaign, but I've worked long and hard on this project and I hope you'll help me bring it to life.

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