HIGH-TECH LOW-LIFE

evilwizard:

death-threat-collector:

evilwizard:

medievaljournalist:

ok so a wild rat just spit poison at me

slay ten of those for my ancient tarnished coin

Dude, Poison Rat venom glands sell for half a gold each. You need two, maybe three if you harvest them particularly poorly, to get that worth.

Which is besides the fact that ancient tarnished coin is a defunct currency. Valuable only as a collector’s item.

This guy’s a scammer.

slay this guy for my ancient tarnished coin

escuerzoresucitado:

necosuke:

HONDA FUSION

comms on !
VGen/ Skeb

how the fuck do french fries cost EIGHT dollars now?? thats the true sign of a crumbling empire. fries used to be a fuckin guarantee and now i gotta sell a kidney just to get them with my burger out of a fucking TRUCK.

jmfenner91:

mothcub:

ALT

ALT

Mantra.

patrickspens-deactivated2023122:

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

medievaljournalist:

im not even strong enough to kill 1 mutant dragonoid soldier im worthless

i have everything you ever wanted