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HEY HOWDY!!

name’s Sparrow! I am, somehow, a 30-year-old transfem enby (they/she pronouns) livestreamer and amateur voice actor, happily engaged to my lovely fiancée @toastyboobs

As of July 2023, I left my day job in I.T. to work full-time/freelance on our livestreaming & my VA work!

LIVESTREAM: LaserBearCat Gaming

VOICE ACTING:

(Works Cited here!)

Shoot me a DM if you’re interested in having me voice a tumblr/reddit post, a meme, fanfic, whatever!

VOICE ACTING RATE: $0.25 PER WORD

DISCORD: We have a Discord community I’ve been building through our livestreaming :3 Please feel free to join here! (Pls note we are an 18+ community)

If you’re feeling hella generous, please consider donating to my Ko-Fi!

TAGS:

selfies – #my face

voice acting, song covers, other vocal stuff – #my voice

there are others here I should list, I’ll figure out and edit as I go LOL

RB’s appreciated, thank u so much for your time, and I hope you have a lovely day 💙💙💙

(Art in the 2nd pic provided by @salmonandsoup !)

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

mythicgarden-deactivated2025030:

wizard-council-museum-clerk:

reldarazthewizard:

wizardofthepit:

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

Oh sick

Greetings from the museum! Oh yeah!

WIZARD OSHA TIP: The wizard on fire in this image is actually the safest by a mile. Please do not roast foodstuffs over a mysterious cauldron fire; magical side effects are all but guaranteed and will only get worse the longer the cauldron has been in service.

The correct procedure in this case would be to roast them over the flaming wizard instead.

saintsilence:

saintsilence:

Victory of the Sea (Jan Saudek, 1992)

Get your reblogs in while you can bc I’m about to turn them off

wcdonaldo:

fucked up in the crib drinking oeosi

imiebean:

luulapants:

depsidase:

Sounds like a degree from Columbia, something students pay to attain, is not the long-term guarantee it was once thought to be. Sounds like a good reason to transfer out, not apply there, and never plan to attend. If they can just take your degree away after you’ve already earned it, what good is it?

And to be clear: this isn’t a thing. Serial killers don’t get their degrees revoked. War criminals don’t get their degrees revoked. This is straight up fascist nonsense that makes a degree from this institution categorically a bad investment.

Columbia Expels And Pulls Degrees For Some Students Who Occupied Building During Pro-Palestinian Protests

The sanctions include multi-year suspensions, expulsions and revoked degrees based on an “evaluation of the severity of behaviors.”

Forbes

booblessgoddess:

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

expressions-of-nature:

Fontainebleau State Park, Louisiana by Lana Gramlich

mortalityplays:

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

• the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
• taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
• at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
• ‘middle age’ is typically considered to be between 45-65
• it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
• it’s wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
• you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
• young doesn’t mean peaked. you’re inexperienced in your 20s! you’re still learning and practicing! you’re developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
• there are a million things to do in the world, and they don’t vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

adelphicoracle:

BEST TAG EVER:

cutest-silly-nb:

cutest-silly-nb:

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there’s a lot inside me actually

this is the funniest thing i’ve read all day

tim-official:

tim-official:

got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he’s made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

sure is yeah. keep me updated