Fuck it Phi Zeroescape fancam
Fuck it Phi Zeroescape fancam
this really is the image of all time. its more than just a picture it’s like a sister to me
admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?
naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus
moral: the child’s opus is too hideous to behold
my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?
we’re visiting family in mississauga rn and he just said “i havent seen the hot towers in a minute” why would he say that
> “why did my brother call these towers hot”
> posts hot towers
I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”
And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too
And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room
And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken
I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There’s one incredibly close to you at this very second
this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.
“How could you do this” with the help of the demon blade “this isn’t you” well yeah it’s me and the demon blade “I know you’re a good person” yeah that wasn’t in question “please come home” not if you’re gonna be a dick to the demon blade “we need to destroy the demon blade” listen I don’t come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she’s genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade