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lizardsister:

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this really is the image of all time. its more than just a picture it’s like a sister to me

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indigosfindings:

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child’s opus is too hideous to behold

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crowwkui:

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[corner a cat, get scratched!] ฅ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ฅ

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heirtocragflame:

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fleshdyke:

fleshdyke:

my brother just called the mississauga towers hot ?

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we’re visiting family in mississauga rn and he just said “i havent seen the hot towers in a minute” why would he say that

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> ​“why did my brother call these towers hot”

> posts hot towers

7 hours ago • 39939 notes • Reblog

cute-catts:

The happy lil tail 🥹🐈🐈

8 hours ago • 9918 notes • Reblog

bunnyheritageposts:

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only the most important info goes on wikipedia

9 hours ago • 1396 notes • Reblog

animentality:

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dw:

iive been so obsessed with this video for days

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max1461:

offi95:

magicwillow:

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There’s one incredibly close to you at this very second

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

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rakdos-dogdyke:

“How could you do this” with the help of the demon blade “this isn’t you” well yeah it’s me and the demon blade “I know you’re a good person” yeah that wasn’t in question “please come home” not if you’re gonna be a dick to the demon blade “we need to destroy the demon blade” listen I don’t come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she’s genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade

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