We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex

Fuck girls night out... Girls night in! Girls night eating popcorn and watching lesbian cinema! Girls night bottle(s) of wine! Girls night "sometimes friends kiss each other"! Girls night get that pussy on my face! Girls night next morning making coffee and french toast!

she let me hit cause i support my public library

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

Bürojobs sind wild, weil ich hab z.B. ne Erzfeindin, die ist Mitte 50 und heißt Sabine und weiß nicht wie man E-Mails schickt obwohl das eigentlich seit 20 Jahren zu ihrer Berufspraxis gehört.

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

WHEN ON PERIOD:

1. do not crash out
2. your feelings are NOT valid
3. do not send that text
4. don't kill yourself. lock in
5. do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

I made my light switch an apple!!