amazoogle:

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

quasi-normalcy:

cipheramnesia:

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cephalopodvictorious:

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bugs is…. shrimp????

junglejim4322:

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

while I acknowledge there are some people who use “we’re all faggots in the eyes of the state” as a way to minimize the issues trans people and specifically trans women face, it feels disingenuous to me to reject it on its face-

Trans people and more specifically trans women are the most visibly targeted group under the fag umbrella and they are the ones taking the aggression and political fall at first, they’re the first neck on the chopping block followed by trans men and followed by cis gay men and cis lesbians, but we are all in line to be executed and we know this, the fascist hunger for control and hetero patriarchy codified in law and not just implicit in culture is insatiable and none of us will be spared.

The people who say it to shut down the voices of those who are the most threatened currently are small and blind to the real situation on the ground but I do believe most people who say it are saying it to other fags who feel they belong to a less endangered group to remind us to stand up for and fight for each other. We’re all fags in the eyes of the state and that’s why we need to protect each other- and trans women are specifically the group that needs protection the most right now. We’re all fags in the eyes of the state should have the addition, “so don’t hang your trans sisters up to dry”

joan-deactivated20230204:

the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that’s why i am such a balanced individual

The level of wild shit I’m on I’m submitting fake applications to be a dispatcher for the delivery company that stole my fucking package so I can go to the interview and start tearing through the warehouse with “WHERES MY FUCKING PACKAGE”

Failing this I’m going to go to the warehouse and cause a lot of problems.

normal-horoscopes:

autisticsansa:

largishcat:

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

vernalloy:

tyranno-solei-rex:

When Man made a tower to reach Heaven, God confounded their language forever. Now imagine what kinds of horrible reckoning were unleashed upon us when we made the Kola Superdeep Borehole, a pit meant to reach Hell.

There’s a Mountain Goats song for that!

emi–rose:

dragonomatopoeia:

i’ve died on smaller hills, so i can’t judge. but i do think it’s funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan’s absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck