The level of wild shit I’m on I’m submitting fake applications to be a dispatcher for the delivery company that stole my fucking package so I can go to the interview and start tearing through the warehouse with “WHERES MY FUCKING PACKAGE”
Failing this I’m going to go to the warehouse and cause a lot of problems.
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol
Sentences that explain like 70% of America
When Man made a tower to reach Heaven, God confounded their language forever. Now imagine what kinds of horrible reckoning were unleashed upon us when we made the Kola Superdeep Borehole, a pit meant to reach Hell.
There’s a Mountain Goats song for that!
i’ve died on smaller hills, so i can’t judge. but i do think it’s funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan’s absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs
I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck
to bite. Fondly.
love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something
