nucleosynthetic:

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

beemovieerotica:

the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it’s so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we’re so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can’t go into work like “hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?” because nobody has any idea what you’re talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.

segamascott:

oliviawhen:

ALT

Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

goldensunset:

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

poorly-drawn-mdzs:

I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

bogleech:

lascitasdelashoras:

Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

The glowing

dewitty1:

lalulutres:

I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

Inner Mongolian Child

The little girl’s name is Butedmaa and she was just 5 when this picture was taken in 2003 by Han Chengli.

(I used to have a printout of this at my desk at work because I just loved looking at it so much.)

lmaonade:

sick of not having pointy ears fuck all life 

dissolvences:

“childs is the thing!” “no macready is the thing” LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER’S THE THING

wolquestion:

4/6/25

What sport would your wol(oc) play?

wolquestion:

4/7/25

What is a job your wol(oc) wont/cant learn? why?

huariqueje:

The Reunion - Jess Allen , 2023.

British , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas , 18 x 24 cm. 7.1 x 9.4 in.

lemondoddle:

nyaa:

[ID. a screenshot of a twitter community note reading “not a twink” with a link to the wikipedia page for twink. end ID.]

samguayart:

Here’s some of my Magic the Gathering pieces that came out in 2024 for the Bloomburrow set. Noctural Hunger, Sazacap’s Brew, and Portent of Calamity.