Directed by Alan Smithee

"homer was a real person" "homer wasnt a real person" "homer was real and he was a woman" enough of this debate. homer IS real and if youre currently reading the iliad or odyssey youre homer now

homer is real and he is married.to marge :)

i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

episode 5: the departure of marge

episode 3: Consolation of Maude Flanders Part 1

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

i need a Firefox gf

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

We might both be mech pilots but I pilot mine in a way that is far more homoerotic than you could ever hope to achieve.

WHICH ONE OF YOU SPENT ACTUAL AMERICAN MONEY ON THIS

Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

your friends love you, your brain is just mean