Pinned reminder that Sunday Casual and nue tags feature nudity while pinup and risque are…..well, risqué and pinup-y.
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Pick your curse. Assume these are for the next decade unless otherwise stated:
Permanently feeling like you’re going to sneeze (and can’t sneeze)
Permanently have an itch you cannot scratch
Every so often, a Lego appears where you’re stepping
Ice cubes spawn in your shirt several times a week
When you step on a bug, 19% chance one of your shoes disappears forever
There’s always a cicada within 10 feet of where you are
All your “eaten-cold” food will be lukewarm when you try to eat it
Squeaking when you move your legs or arms. You can pick :)
You attract termites to your location
When you touch digital technology, it shorts out/dies
Water sticks to your skin (in a layer) instead of dripping off
You get static-shocked by anything metal. Every. Metal.