'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

"If you saw someone stealing food; no you didn't"

Poster spotted in Manchester, UK

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if tumblr disappears i’ll send you a letter telling you to come meet me in silent hill and that i’m waiting for you in our special place

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

he brought his cane back and his itty bitty Toothless

Actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. And I love that 12 year old btw

Prev, how fucking dare you leave this beautiful stuff in the tags

i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace

This gif

I didn't make it, but it keeps catching my eye because LOOK

The wings perfectly line up with Hiccup

Toothless is going to fly again because of Hiccup, yes, but this is Hiccup's first flight. Unknowingly, he's spreading his wings too.

This moment catapults a whole new direction for Hiccup's life, and he gets to fly because he made it so Toothless could too.

one more cosplay post before I forget tumblr exists again cause I love my ghost boy so much

I made the suit and thermos myself >:-)

PHOTO CREDS!!!!:

first 3: @/camcammeiiphotography

photo 4 (black light): @/wrencosplays

last 2: @/mandragoramedia

and my insta is @/darkness.cos if u like it