>LOOK

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You see a strange dark passageway, leading deeper…

>GO TO passageway

As you step down the ancient crumbling architecture, you notice strange faces that are scarcely legible through time’s great brushstrokes.

Whatever lies here hasn’t been touched for quite some time…

Ahead of you, you see a large door, decrepit with age. It hasn’t been touched for centuries.

>OPEN door

…It creaks open.

WHAT LIES BEYOND THE GATES...

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blackened maw burns and ye shall face dooms untold of...!!! the nine circles of oblivion await.

come and join us for OBLIVIOUS. i will be attempting to beat the game of Oblivion in one sitting. i have never properly played oblivion. if YOU donate money then things will become even sillier.

all of this is to raise funds for Wife Fund because times are hard, and i would like to support her. also im going on a trip next month and will need moneyyyyyy

okay anyway its time to (blindly) VENTURE INTO OBLIVION

we’re still going into the night…. we have reached the third circle, but will we reach the fourth??? only time will tell… time and your donations…..

please come by if you want to see me suffer in myriad hilarious ways

WHAT LIES BEYOND THE GATES...

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blackened maw burns and ye shall face dooms untold of...!!! the nine circles of oblivion await.

come and join us for OBLIVIOUS. i will be attempting to beat the game of Oblivion in one sitting. i have never properly played oblivion. if YOU donate money then things will become even sillier.

all of this is to raise funds for Wife Fund because times are hard, and i would like to support her. also im going on a trip next month and will need moneyyyyyy

okay anyway its time to (blindly) VENTURE INTO OBLIVION

WHAT LIES BEYOND THE GATES…

image

blackened maw burns and ye shall face dooms untold of…!!! the nine circles of oblivion await.

come and join us for OBLIVIOUS. i will be attempting to beat the game of Oblivion in one sitting. i have never properly played oblivion. if YOU donate money then things will become even sillier.

all of this is to raise funds for Wife Fund because times are hard, and i would like to support her. also im going on a trip next month and will need moneyyyyyy

okay anyway its time to (blindly) VENTURE INTO OBLIVION

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