hey tumblr I think you may be going a little overboard with those bottom icons on mobile I really feel like there’s room for 4, maybe 5 maximum and none of them should be randomly generated content in some reels form. Just an FYI

must-be-mythtaken:

listen I love Pokemon but this person is SO right

Definitely won the “things you can give to a cashier to make them grow more and more worried and confused” when I went a little shopping crazy at the local “store that sells random items for cheap” and purchased some unforgettable items such as: 5 liters of slow burning lamp oil, 5 liters of bio ethanol, 20 liters of vinegar, 6 meters of rope, three large black tarps, various power tool accessories, an extra strength white sheet cover, and various garden accessories.

While I now realize yes it does look a lot like I just murdered someone and am panic buying every possible way to dispose of a body, in reality, I was doing something more insane by deciding to finally get rid of my recurring and incredibly annoying weed problem in the back yard by going through section by section, dousing the biggest plants with thick slow burning lamp oil and setting one of them ablaze before letting loose the bio ethanol in a rain of fiery fury I had dreamt of as a child. And then doing it to the next part until all that was left was ash and dirt and then I soaked all the soil with white vinegar which I gotta do every couple days cause it naturally gets consumed by microorganisms and the pH of the soil hoes back to normal and I need to keep it at like a full 3.5 to make sure nothing grows back and then I tarp the area for a month or two and finally gotta actually like test the soil and see what the damage is but by my calculations it should be minimal unless the weeds took out a ton of nutrients

It sucks that “dating apps but for making friends” is an idea people keep attempting to bring into existence and people keep turning them into dating apps cause I want a friend app

squided:

squided:

I think Cynthia The Rug Rats would have gone so hard on stained class. A queen born millennia of maybe just a few centuries I don’t know how old stained glass is, after her would-be golden years

Of course the doll, Cynthia, the main character of the show. This is how she was meant to be depicted.

Artist Source

@seraphica

Absolutely massive brain take you know what you’re right she’s been out here rocking a STYLE since 1991 for 34 years, it’s always been in, no one’s ever been able to accurately copy it, she’s a true artist I think she would make stained glass so beautiful they would have burned her at the stake for making an object more perfect and beautiful than god could ever be

squided:

I think Cynthia The Rug Rats would have gone so hard on stained class. A queen born millennia of maybe just a few centuries I don’t know how old stained glass is, after her would-be golden years

Of course the doll, Cynthia, the main character of the show. This is how she was meant to be depicted.

Artist Source

squided:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

greencomputerslime:

BIG fan of this video

that voice is from the rick astley hentai video

sometimes there’s information we don’t tell others in order to preserve their will to live

you know I see lots of real good posts celebrating the good postal agencies of the world but I’d like to take just one small moment to say

DHL FUCK YOU

OVER BARELY LESS THAN 10 TOTAL YEARS OF PACKAGES GETTING RELATIVELY REGULARLY DELIVERED… SOMETIMES, UNFORTUNATELY, DHL IS THE ONLY SERVICE OFFERED.

YOU MANAGED TO SUCCESSFULLY RING MY DOORBELL 3 times, YOU LEFT A PACKAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY WALKING STREET IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT BUILDING WITHOUT RINGING THE BELL also 3 times, YOU LEFT A NOTE IN MY MAILBOX THAT YOU ATTEMPTED BUT COULDNT REACH ME WHEN YOU ARRIVED EVEN THOUGH I WAS SITTING THERE WAITING A GRAND TOTAL OF….. 17 times . And then they don’t even bring it to the center to pick it up at bro. I spend all day waiting for a package, nothing comes, I go to the mailbox and see they said they rang me and my neighbors bells but no one was home I can pick it up from the designated pickup location tomorrow. Arrive tomorrow but they say they haven’t been a pick up location for over a year, you check the email which says this is the location but you check the tracker which says it’s actually the opposite side of town from your delivery location which makes perfect sense so you show up to an address which is completely and totally a normal residential building you must have gotten it wrong, you call the number, no you got it right, some guy says he thinks he recognizes the name, opens a back door that leads to a truly ENDLESSLY TALL room that is however tall as needs to be to fit all the boxes. He retrieves your box in less than 0.01s in the infinite hell box room. You leave knowing dead well absolutely no one from you to any of the mailmen to any of their pickup service staff are getting paid enough to deal with the absolutely INSANE layers of lunacy I can only IMAGINE is happening behind the scenes. Still fuck DHL never get something shipped by DHL I hope DHL loses all their money and everyone who works for them is spontaneously relocated to much better jobs and we can just stick with package delivery people that actually attempt to deliver the package

I think Cynthia The Rug Rats would have gone so hard on stained class. A queen born millennia of maybe just a few centuries I don’t know how old stained glass is, after her would-be golden years

snugglesquiggle:

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said “two.” i didn’t know you could even lose count that fast