finished these silly guys! if you love someone, make sure to toss them 20 feet in the air and give them a big kiss <3
having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid
For non goo boys thoughts:
The Robins swap outfits- either their Robin suits (a fun way to test your artistic skill at differentiating the gaggle little guys.)
or a swap of their “graduate” identity outfits (can be their best, most stylish versions of those identities or their worst most cringe lol)
i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
While I still love the concept of human!damian with older goo!brothers, might i propose: the goobins decide to make a younger brother like how the ppg made bunny.
maybe they learned about father's day in school and want to make bruce a present, or maybe they're playing scientists to be "just like dad! : )". either way, they decide to combine bruce's hair with the goo so that it looks like their dad (they like their dad : ) also that's what scientists like dad do : ) ) to make goo damian.
unfortunately, they accidentally lose their new goo brother in gotham (happens to the best of us), but don't worry! after some shenanigans, they eventually find him! turns out, goo damian latched onto some pretty med student who he has now decided is his mom. she happens to be from abroad and is studying medicine in gotham at the moment and i'm sure she has a perfectly normal family that is no cause for concern
LMAO she is probably normal :) and her dad is probably a normal amount of years old
It is somewhat hilarious for goo damian to have latched onto some unsuspecting med student. Bruce is just a boy and Talia is just a girl and the goos are incredibly charming. Bruce hunts down this apparent goo child with *HIS DNA* and finds Talia cradling Damian making baby sounds and they just share a look like… they got you, too, huh? They do that.
Talia may be from a rival corporation, but they keep in touch.
*starts collecting and putting all the Tims you have including Goobin Tim in a protective container for safety* 🥺🙏🙏🙏 please protect him
*slides in all the 💵 I have* He makes me happy 🥺🥺🥺
Anon if you could see my inbox…. the people yearn for Tim’s blood :/
I want to put Goobin Tim into a blender
puree him until he is mushy
uhhh did you guys see those pap shots of Bruce Wayne at that kink club?? its always the super rich guys that are into that shit…