At work, you'd come in sometimes with red eyes. We had a joke that you had an elevator allergy. There was even a song for it. But I always wondered.
Wait for it
elpalodelchurreroQue weno
dollsahoyis anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?
(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)
catnip-cryptidd evilkitten3ok fuck that got me
Your outie listens to music while shaving, but not while showering.
SEVERANCE (2022– )
S02E05: Trojan's Horse
AITA for not getting the wordle "woman"?
serial-unaliver-deactivated2024listening and learning
Good Morning, Refiners. This is Mr. Milchick from work, and I'm thrilled to welcome you to your first ever outdoor retreat and team-building occurrence.
SEVERANCE 2.04 ✄ Woe's Hollow
milchick telling the refiners that the waterfall at woe’s hollow is the tallest in the world