scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

Ok but what happens if you’re wearing this and a bear breaks into your tent?

dankmemeuniversity:

Fun history trivia time: in WWI there was a pigeon that lost a leg and an eye delivering a message that ended up saving a stranded unit of American soldiers. Other soldiers from their division whittled her a wooden leg and she was treated like a war hero:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cher_Ami

9d6problems:

scifigrl47:

zenzgtandg:

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.  

Through his many incarnations, Link has learned the Danger of the Cuccos, and now at last, at last, he has learned how to turn that to his advantage.

Wow, Dune 2020 is already looking awesome.

So I’m actually predicting this won’t happen in Endgame, but still fun scenario/AU to consider:

When Ant-Man shows up at the Avenger’s base he has his daughter with him, because her mom and stepdad got snapped I guess and there’s no way Scott’s leaving her alone in the Snapocalypse.

So now the plucky little girl who inspired Ant-Man to get off his butt for two movies in a row suddenly finds herself in a building full of broken super heroes who have lost everything.

And one of them happens to be a talking raccoon from outer space, which to a grade-schooler has got to be the coolest thing ever.

burritosama:

railyx:

this is one of the things Zer0 will say if you flip a vehicle over while he’s in it (at least i think it is judging by the name of the audio file, i haven’t ever personally heard him say this)

OMFG WHY HAVENT I HEARD THIS BEFORE

r1nz

harblkun:

bog–wizard:

come-forth-into-the-light:

the-kryomancer:

reallyintouglyfos:

stradeshusband:

harmoniaswife:

deathtokillian:

uberfluss:

im-p-short:

gandalfsoda:

New fun personality game: search up “Florida man” and your birthday and see what headline you get (year is not nessecary)

Florida man arrested for calling 911 when he wanted vodka
welp… that’s me

florida man  in darth vader helmet attempts buglary 

“Florida man in custody after landing helicopter on White House lawn”

Florida Man shot after shooting shot

florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs

Damn Nathan Explosion off his shits

Vape pen explosion kills Florida Man

Florida Man coins guitly of killing 4 with a machete

Florida Man Runs Over Elderly Woman After Stealing Her Purse

Florida man caught searching for threatened gopher tortoises to eat

Drunk, stoned and naked Florida man tried to bake cookies in his George Foreman Grill and accidentally set his house on fire in the process

myhomework-is-onfire:

newromaantics:

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

goldeklovr:

A very important drawing.

Muppet Ralsei

Originally posted by luna-luvgood

Forgive me

cuchufliuwu:

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