Stories I Guess

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Helloooo Everybody! And welcome to… Stories! I Guess…

This blog mostly surrounds my stories but I also have very leftist political views so no pedos, Trump supporters, conservatives, or anything of the sort allowed. Okay? However, any and all other people are allowed! Okay? Great! I’m not really that big but I’m hoping that one day people will know of my stories like Exzanthous’ Rise or 0ne With the Stars or stuff like that! I also do low-quality comics because I am poor and only have paper so… yeah. But one day, when I’m better at art I’ll redraw them. I like the majority of things you think of when you hear the word ‘nerd’. Oh boy, this is looooong! Okay, I also wrote AUs and I’ll be posting Hilda and Hazbin Hotel ones for now!

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!
I did a large retcon in 0ne With the Stars, due to the fact that my idea for the whole time thing was really weird and convuluted

0ne With the Stars:

https://www.tumblr.com/stories-i-guess/771307132368945152/0ne-with-the-stars-master-post?source=share

Exzanthous’ Rise:

https://www.tumblr.com/stories-i-guess/772410153388638208/exzanthous-rise-masterpost?source=share

Ledgend of Hilbert (Hilda AU)

https://www.tumblr.com/stories-i-guess/774138320658759680/hilda-au-masterpost?source=share

Mindful Madness [Master post coming!]

Eden Hotel [coming soon!]

Also, if you like Hazbin hotel or @kame-writes blogs, you should definitely take a look at his Discord server:

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yoursleepdemon

So I asked nonbinary reddit this a while back:

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And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:

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And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:

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Link to the original if you wanna see more responses! 

Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you! 

Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.

lio-the-chaotic-nonbeanie-weenie

my gender is fuck society i want comfy clothes

part-time-zombie

my gender is something I can’t be bothered to think about but I know it’s queer and that’s good enough for me

karjack

Swamp goblin.

vaspider

None Woman Left Dyke.

void-crump3tz

sleep deprived creature that lives in the attic and eats moss

chaos-triangle

A triangle puppeteering a human’s body!

prog-elitist

agender but in a male way(void with a dick ..)

chaos-triangle

Honestly similar to me, I’ve got no gender but am referred to as male!

sapient-marshmallow-princess

none pizza left beef reference detected

husker-fictive

I’m vaguely boy flavored and the concept of the multiverse personally

sapient-marshmallow-princess

what does boy taste like tho lol

stories-i-guess

My gender is: I’m a girl, have always been a girl, will always be a girl, and you will mistake me for either a man or a butch lesbian 24/7 despite my straightness and cisness!

yoursleepdemon

Kinda girl, kinda not. I got that idk what I am thing going on like a partially made painting. That’s what I am now, a half finished painting.

stories-i-guess

Me: *Finished the painting to truly encapsulate the beauty that is you and your identity*

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yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726

i am FULLY against the sentiment that we don’t owe anybody anything. we owe people common decency. we owe people respect if it has been given to us. we owe people apologies & explanations when we hurt them. i don’t care.

sapient-marshmallow-princess

I don't owe anyone I don't know anything except common decency and human respect. I owe specific people my opinion, and I owe transphobes concentrated spite to the face from a Glock 19

stories-i-guess

I don’t owe anyone anything but common sense.

I owe almost everyone in the government a bullet through the skull

I owe every transphobe an ended bloodline

I owe every homophobic a handful of broken bones

I owe every racist a couple new holes in their body

and I owe every good person all the love I can muster

sapient-marshmallow-princess
shavostars

I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

thebigblackwolfe

Service Pokemon!

SERVICE POKEMON!!!!

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

sapient-marshmallow-princess

ffs why don’t I know the name of that monkey one also this is so cute I’m gonna die of cuteness

stories-i-guess

Bro I’d need to figure out a way to cheat the system so I could get my hands on a service Fidough.