my art blog is @hyenakat !! this is where i do nothing so look there instead
airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen
airplanes should be made of meat and they should groan in pain as the pilot flogs them with a cruel barbed lash to make them go
It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me
Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
Anonymous asked
one time my dick got stuck in the conditioner bottle
and then you could not get it off and you were too embarrassed to go to doctor/hospital so eventually your poenis grew to fit the shape of the bottle and 20 years later when they Dremel it off you have what is essentially a club shaped penis that you can drive nails in with and shit so you get hired at a construction cumpany and everyone thinks you are a novelty and put these ideas in your head about being a youube sensation and so you tell your story to millions online and then you have a catchophrase and a media empire and do reaction video and relate your every thought, as you pause the videom, to your club penis
im not sure why i find this so soothing. it's like. idk, a koan or something, running my mind through it feels like it smooths it out. they are both evil for being alive
you have to admit it: most if not all animals are very brave. they do a lot of things and dont always know whats going to happen. they have beautiful eternal souls because of this
Sonic's burger store has recognized the strategic importance of America's drink infrastructure and implemented tamper seals to prevent your large Diet Dr. Pepper being poisoned by ISIS lone wolfs or seditious court advisors
they should invent hearts appearing around me when i'm around people i love
my lichen got wicked mad at me after i accidentally cave it pneumonia and whupping cough and wont eat and drink no more and keeps cussing me out
i keep putting crushed up fritos on it to make it go away