I think the best days of my are still ahead of me. That’s why i haven’t killed myself yet. One day, the bad days will dwindle to a manageable number, and i will appreciate the present moment for what it is. For now, I’ll do my best to survive until then, even when it’s hard, and I can’t bear to hope for better

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me!! Holyshit bro... these motherfuckers are too comfortable with price increases...

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ppl are like "the price of games makes sense if you consider how much time and work goes in to them" and i am here to tell you that just like animation, tv, comics, music, every other kind of media, the price tag does not reflect the artist's paycheck. the only wallets getting fatter are at the top, and they are fatter now than they've ever been. support indie and learn to steal or go without

every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women


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Anonymous asked:

Elvis, I'm starting HRT (Testosterone) soon. Any tips on how to be the best king i can be?

elvis-official:

Woah papa the first thing you have to do is be kind

The second thing you have to do is scare people with your seductive hip movements huh-huh

It's wild to me how much furry art I was marinated in as a child and yet I am still not a furry. "You can be!" No, I can't. I've tried so many times. It's never taken. I'm like those cis+ people but for furries.

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

-Strapping on my heavy armor- I know all the queer person stereotypes are bards and rogues but SOMEBODY's gotta tank damage around here

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Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text

she franken on my stein til i 'hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemlance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.'

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

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