molabuddy:

molabuddy:

recently when im tempted to say ‘i’m gonna kill myself’ i try to correct it into saying “im gonna walk into the river and become a trout” or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying “the trout population will be affected” and then not elaborating

valtsv:

i have never successfully articulated anything but i got very close, once

stud-yawgmoth:

nylonlion:

It’s dishonest work and it’s a lot. And nobody needs to do it

virtualgirladvance:

ALT

3000s:

this is where i sleep at night

3000s:

i always believed that both tom and jerry were in the wrong for the things they did to each other

valtsv:

valtsv:

i hate it when people ask me to “explain my thought process” like hell if i know

“what’s going on in that head of yours?” nothing i want to be a part of

mutualslovelouis:

i did not once ever have a full night’s sleep from 2013-2015. nothing new to say that hasn’t already been said but it was so fucking fun being a one direction fan while they were still releasing albums/touring. can’t even put it into words or describe it. u were constantly terrorized while also having the best time of ur life.

thefloatingstone:

papaya-inspiration:

slcpunkmoved:

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it’s like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

“Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook.”

I love that. It’s one of the things I try to live by.

The full idiom is

“Jack of all trades, master of none, but better that, than a master of one.”