what the fuck is this new tumblr update

why are the icons the size of an onion

they’re so huge

task manager kill this fucking thinbg

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

the world needs more dykes

I keep forgetting that this means lesbian. I instinctively think of dams when I hear this word. Like. Okay yeah. Posts made by beavers I guess.

lesbians can we make this post about beavers for a couple hours every day? like 3-5am or something? i think that would be really cool thank you

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

Asexual flag condom

Real btw

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you'll never guess who it's about

i dont like treats anymore

april fooled you