What if we hang out and I sit on your lap and whisper in your ear that you’re my favorite boy? What if I just gave you gentle little neck kisses while telling you why you’re better than all of the other boys, appreciating that you’re good enough to be my good boy? What if I give you little ear nibbles as I whisper what I want you to do to me with your pretty mouth? What if we did that?
From this point onward nobody else is allowed to be homophobic. Only this woman, she won the academy award for best homophobia. Like literally not anything a homophobic person says or does will top this.
Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”
i was actually the kid who said “orgasm” instead of “organism” while reading in science class in 8th grade and then the teacher made me stand up in front of the class and shot me in the back of the head.
