if youre an angel i bet someone putting their hand through your halo feels good. like in a dizzy/brain fuzzy way. bonus points if its to pet your head
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???
dont cry. colossal squid seen for the first time ever in its natural habitat, ok?
WHAT TELL ME SHOW ME THE LINKS I WANT TO KNW
Men would rather resume their secret vigilante identity, go to prison and beat the hell out of their best friend’s killer, crash the mayor’s party, emotionally neglect their therapist girlfriend, and then take a BULLET for their arch nemesis rather than go to therapy
#228 - #229. While male Houndoom are solitary, females often make pacts with herding pokémon, offering protection from other hunters. In trade, they choose a member of the herd to feast on when hungry and safety for their pups.
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