shittysawtraps:

618foxes:

maxknightley:

maxknightley:

picturing a guy who escapes a Saw trap and really does get a new lease on life as a result, but only a year later he’s been overcome by malaise and indecision again. he quickly decides that there’s only one solution:

get Jigsawed again, at any cost

notably, Jigsaw absolutely hates it and keeps telling him to stop. showing him videos where the puppet is like “dude fuck off you only get one” and then stares at him in silence for an hour

@shittysawtraps

jigsaw posting a call out post for this guy for the repeated instagram dms, and the outcry of support for him is enough to give him a new lease on life. jigsaw is unsure of whether this complies with his message or not and leaves to get very drunk with his apprentices

yesornopolls:

Have you ever met up with an online friend that you met through a fandom?

Yes

No

megparsec:

transfaguette:

who do you think of when you hear the name “Ludwig”?

Live streamer Ludwig

Koopa Kid Ludwig

I’ve never heard of anyone with this name before wtf

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harrynilssonfan:

stewy:

[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

torchickentacos:

Here’s some details about my experience with chronic illness!

1.) bad

incognitopolls:

Can you talk to your parent(s) about awkward or “private” topics like sex, STIs, genital pain, etc?

Yes, very easily

Yes, but it’s somewhat uncomfortable/awkward

Yes, but it’s VERY uncomfortable/awkward

Sort of, but my parent(s) are judgemental/that type of conversation goes badly

No, it’s too uncomfortable/awkward

No, my parents aren’t willing to talk about that

No, it would be unsafe or a bad idea for me to talk to my parents about that

No, another reason

My parents aren’t in my life/show results

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aromantic-diaries:

aromantic-diaries:

The three mental illnesses are

• Terminal child syndrome lol sorry you’ll be infantilized forever and never get any basic respect we have the right to not treat you like an adult and make life worse for you in the name of helping, or shun you completely :)
• Just stop doing that you useless cunt go the fuck outside and stop being a burden to society get the fuck up and stop having this illness. Have this list of pop psychology bullshit and get your shit together. We can still romanticize your struggle if you’re hot and manage it just well enough to not be a useless cunt
• Irredeemable piece of shit disorder uh sorry but your vibe is off and you should go to jail for it I fucking hate you and you deserve nothing you vile piece of human garbage you need to be avoided at all costs everyone should cut you off immediately no one should have to put up with you you manipulative asshole

To everybody in the notes saying something along the lines of any specific disorder could be any of these three depending on how someone wants to justify mistreating the individual, you are correct. I was thinking of autism, depression and npd respectively but you’re actually right

odddogs:

“May I interest you in some odd Chinese dogs from Rednote ”

the fact. that i can’t have sources and additional images of these dogs is driving me to insanity, every single one of them is so good, and so deserving of their own post oh my god

holyknuckled:

lintubintu:

copepods:

copepods:

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there’s a slug on their plant and so you’re like “Oh haha you’ve got a friend there let me get that for you” and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is “would you like this free slug with your purchase”

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that