SHOOTOUTBLUES FOR LIFEEE

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

WELCOME TO AU HELL!!

Hello! SLG here and i create way too many insane aus

so far i have several aus but ill add them to this pinned post as i go one

so have fun and watch my insanity viewers :3

#Super Mario Glitchy: Z - instead of the USB pod crashlanding in Super Mario 64 it crash lands in the animated sprite universe fo Super Mario Bros. Z in other words SMG4 gets mixed up in what is essentially dragon ball z and street fighter on drugs

#Villainous Blue Jay - Tari is a villain… a villain who sucks at her job, and a cyborg with an intricate and mysterious past that she does not know about… until Belle aka Crimson Fox shows up determined to kill her by any means necessary

(i’ll add more later)

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idledearest
idledearest

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ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY..

//suggestive joke(?)

this was way funnier in my head.. i was like "what if they met? theyd probs dislike each other" we're one big happy family.. me, my scary boo-possessed husband, my fusion sons who are 25 year old grown ass men but im still their mom bc yes, and the two lil super bad guys who cause mass chaos and destruction for fun!! 🥹🩷

enjoy this high effort shitpost with NuVoid bc twitter sure did.. HAHAHA

SMGPJ: Overhaul

I’ve been thinking about overhauling my Super Mario Paper Jam au since i’ve been thinking over some things

not gonna change a alot of things just a few plot points from here and there

another i’ll be doing is replacing the lawsuit arc with another arc

one involving the world of light plot from sbu

smgpj au smgpj for example meggy is now agent 4 rather than captain 3 mostly because of timeline stuff smg4 smg4 au
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mythandlaur

thinking about super paper mario again and how absolutely nothing that happened to luigi in that game could've been averted by anything he did. none of it happened due to mistakes on his part.

he made the chaos heart blow up, sure, but there was no way he could know that would happen, and it probably was about to anyway. even if it didn't, bleck and nastasia would already know his significance and are both more than capable of oneshotting him once they realized who he was. if anything it bought him a few extra chapters.

nastasia or one of her minions was going to find him in the castle eventually regardless of what he did, and then he'd have been cooked either way. not to mention everything that happens afterwards.

mario, at least, he's the prophecy guy. the story may not be about him, but it could never have happened without him. luigi's a ball of tissue paper in a hurricane. the last point in the game he had any agency was before the title screen; the rest of the time, he either can't stop what's happening or has his agency literally forcibly removed

because something decided this poor schmuck was, quite literally, the unluckiest guy in the entire multiverse

superluigiglitchy

someone once said that luigi was supposed to be the “evil” twin but his very personality and character prevents that from manifesting but the universe just goes with it anyway

like every evil force in existence KNOWS he’s the perfect vessel to harbor any sort of evil, its just that he chooses to actively go against the nature the universe dealt him

which was how the universe was saved and dimentio was defeated

bcs Liigi chooses to be kind

and ya’ll wonder why my name is superluigiglitchy its cause im a mario bro glazer sorry chat