Time is a weird soup

Since I’ve been getting so many asks about it, OpenDyslexic is a browser extension available on firefox (and likely other browsers but you should be using firefox). It makes nearly all the text on every website into the Open Dyslexic font, which many people with dyslexia find easier to read.

Personal rules for health:

Absolutely NO

  • caffeine
  • news
  • clicking on blocked tags

After 3pm!

Looking out the window every day at the little birds and squirrels is now MANDATORY

My posts that have escaped containment:

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled. (Aug 2024)

It came to me in a moment of clarity. (May 2024)

This is my best prep tip as a DM. (June 2022)

Watching Jurassic Park and I have Opinions on this place as a zoo. (Feb 2020)

Being an American today (June 2016)

friend-crow:

im-a-goat-in-disguise:

ultrafacts:

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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

Do you like the wheel of the sky

Well I like that it doesn’t take 5 minutes to scroll past.

You look like a good dicking down would fix you.

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

phew! and here I thought I’d need to start taking iron supplements

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finally some respect

lol for a second I thought my dash did the thing but it was just my mutual doing the thing

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@elphiesglindas was this intentional?

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can’t eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they’re starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something

People finally think they’re attractive and cool and funny but they’re dead. People finally treat them well but they’re dead. Do you see the vision

Transforms into a shell of my former self and finally gains the respectability society never bestowed upon me before

pdalicedraws:

Digital art. Ballister from the movie Nimona talks to Ballister from the comic Nimona. Movie Ballister,wearing his armour and looking distressed, says “you robbed a bank?!”. Comic Ballister, also in armour but with a cloak, rolls his eyes and says “calm down, we needed the funds.”ALT
The two Ballisters now sit at a table together. Movie Ballister adjusts his reading glasses while peering at Comic Ballister’s golden prosthetic arm. Movie Ballister asks “it looks so simple; how do you have such good articulation?” Comic Ballister replies “Improved it recently with some magitech.” “Magitech?!” “Working with a friend on it, it’s her area.” “Please introduce me.” Large text behind the two of them reads “NERD ZONE”ALT
Two Nimonas, the one from the movie and the one from the comic, point at each other excitedly yelling “yoooooo” in a manner reminiscent of the Spider-Man Pointing meme.ALT
Three images of pink animals playing. At the top of the image is the text “casual tussling to stave off growing discomfort”. The two Nimonas can be told apart by the movie Nimona being a lighter pink and the comic Nimona being a darker, orangier one. As crows tussling in the air, a label pointing to movie Nimona reads “suicidal breakdown” and one pointing to comic Nimona reads “homicidal breakdown”. As cats, movie Nimona, who is fluffier, is labeled “never met someone like her before; way too psyched about it”. Comic Nimona, a sleeker cat, is labeled “lingering trauma about a second her after what happened last time.” As lizards wrestling, movie Nimona is labeled “talks a big game about murder” and comic Nimona is labeled “actually kills people.”ALT
Movie Ambrosius, furious, shoves comic Ambrosius back against a wall by an arm across his chest. He exclaims “you fucking WHAT?”ALT
Movie Ambrosius and comic Ambrosius sit at a bar together but a decent space apart, both holding beers. Comic Ambrosius’s crutch leans against the bar beside him. Movie Ambrosius is slumped forward looking exasperated and tired, while comic Ambrosius is more dryly amused. Their conversation is as follows. Movie Ambrosius: “so you’re NOT Gloreth’s line?” Comic Ambrosius: “Nope.” Movie: “You look more like her than I do.” Comic: “Pitiful little orphan, I promise.” Movie: “I can’t even imagine who I’d be without that legacy on my head.” Comic: “Me?” Movie: “I… don’t think so, actually.”ALT

I’m sure 500 people have done this but I wanted to have a go too. Initial->eventual reactions to doppelgängers…

Bonuses:

Dr Meredith Blitzmeyer poses in front of a starburst pattern, fist-pumping and beaming, looking very proud of herself. Text beside her reads “multiverse shenanigans: probably her fault.”ALT
The two Ballisters examine a beaker full of lime green fluid comic Ballister is holding, both wearing gloves and goggles. Movie Ambrosius, exasperated, says “How come you two get to hang out doing hot nerd stuff while I’m stuck with the evil twink?” Comic Ballister entirely calmly replies “he’s not evil, just an idiot.”ALT

EDIT TO ADD: I’m apparently doing a whole comic thing of this now, check it out :)

fortunechaos:

time-traveling-fetus:

time-traveling-fetus:

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you’ll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

Of course I personally think it’s less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don’t even have to be complicated. Like “Genuine question, why are you doing that?” Or “I’m being serious. Stop that.” Or “I’m going to jerk you off now.”

I whole wholeheartedly agree with you on this matter OP. I do feel like it’s often forgotten in this discourse that tonetags originated on Twitter where they had to get around a constrictive character count for tweets. I think how we got here makes a lot more sense when you consider the process otherwise of trying to fit an entire handjob in 280 characters.

what? /s to denote sarcasm was in use in the 90s. it’s based off html.

nintendocompositions:

Sacred GroveKoji Kondo, Toru Minegishi, Asuka OhtaThe Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princessimage

Extended ONLY the harp part~ (◡‿◡✿)