I will tolerate any treatment.
Like I watch TV alone sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything.
I’ll start watching some garbage TV show-
You know, I don’t wanna name an actual TV show so let’s just make one up; let’s call it “Supernatural”.
So I’ll watch a season of “Supernatural” and I’ll message the showrunners and I’ll go, “Can I have some female characters, please?”
And they go, “No. It’s bad for the show.”
And I go, “Okaaay!”
And then I go to the bathroom.
And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, “Any updates?”
And they go “Yeah, we killed them off while you were in the bathroom. Because we hate you. Now take this queerbait that will never result in an actual relationship, go fetch!”
And I go, “Okaaay!” and I go over to the writers and go, “Can I have a queer relationship please?” and they go “NO!”
And I go, “Okaaay!”
And they go, “You"re a little gay girl, aren’t you?”
And I go, “Nooo,” and they go, “SAY IT!” and I go, “I’m a little gay girl.“
And then I go over to the good Supernatural actors, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please have a good ending to the series?” and they go “No! In fact, we’re gonna frame you for murder, and you’re gonna go to jail for thirty years!”
And I go, “Why are you doing this to me?!”
And they go, “Because we’re Supernatural, and life is a fucking nightmare!”
But with my girlfriend, she would just be like, “Let’s see if Schitt’s Creek has any good representation.”
So it’s better.
