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Okay. I donât even know what the exacts of the original post was for this (and I couldnât find it bc y'all know tumblrâs search is useless), but you asked for directors cut, so youâre just getting whatever I feel likeđđđ
Have a (1.4k) snippet from the Phineas and Ferb fic Iâm working on!! This whole thing is like 70k now, and Iâm so close to being done (but watch it gain another 20-30k minimum). I canât wait to share it with the world!!
(Disclaimer: This fic hasnât been edited yet, and thus is subject to change when it comes to the final product)
(Context: This takes place during an alternate version of Across the 2nd Dimension. Human!Perry and Perryshmirtz abound)
âItâs your birthday?â Heinz asked, boggled. âI thought we already celebrated that this year.â
Perry carefully pulled his sleeve over his watch and shifted so the OWCA-planted cameras couldnât see the exacts of what he was signing, telling Heinz exasperatedly, ⸢Major Monogramâs an idiot who doesnât know how to read and somehow sent my birthday email out almost a month early.⸼
âOh, geez. Tell me what you really think,â Heinz said with a goofy, lopsided smile. âWell, is there anything you want to do to celebrate while youâre still here? I could be convinced to pay for lunch or something if youâd like that.â
Perry shook his head sadly and pointed to the -inator then tapped the side of his head.
âRight. The Other-Dimensionator and my memories. Um⌠Itâs going to take a minute to disassemble this thing. Since your nephews fixed it, it doesnât have a self-destruct button anymore. Unless you want to tip it over the balcony like you sometimes do. Then I suppose Iâll work on repairing the Forget-About-It-inator,â Heinz told him.
He usually tried not to dispose of the -inators by throwing them off the building, since that was pretty risky for a lot of reasons, so he asked, ⸢How long?⸼
His nemesis hummed in thought for a long second before answering uncertainly, âMaybe an hour total to do both?â
⸢Guess weâre having lunch after all,⸼ Perry signed with a small smile. ⸢You get to work, and Iâll go pick something up for us.⸼
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