erectile dysfunction ads hit different in german

rhymingwithpurple:

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

(via americankimchi)

jmtorres:

bicokun:

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20:

zetabrarian:

drogonea:

ladyshinga:

ladyshinga:

“UM OP DON’T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT”

1. might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
2. even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based

everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option

3. i’m into that actually

4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you “recognized” this as fetish content.

Devils sacrament?!

5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.

BEHOLD!

Fetish content!

(via captainmischief)

cervinae-canine:

cervinae-canine:

cervinae-canine:

Every few days, a miscellaneous fandom reinvents racial stereotypes and heteronormativity but it’s always for their fave gay ship.

I had to see this yesterday and so will all of you.

the fujoshis are failing their sociology course to draw yaoi where the top is big, darker skin and aggressive. and making it everyone elses’ problem.

(via crowshuh)

pancakeke:

starving-shartist:

pancakeke:

starving-shartist:

pancakeke:

“there’s a guy in the walls” movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot’s walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I’m gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we’ll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

(via captainmischief)

somethingusefulfromflorida:

bisexualclarkkent:

when you pass a horse trailer on the road but it’s empty

Who do you think is driving the truck?

(via edge-lorde)

emi–rose:

dragonomatopoeia:

i’ve died on smaller hills, so i can’t judge. but i do think it’s funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan’s absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

(via edge-lorde)

berryplusbears:

never thought Disney would be bold enough to address the strain on Nick and Judy’s relationship after the abortion

(via rockboci)

deadbitchonline:

The way terfs describe women in sports like

(via raganiazumi)

nickmpreg:

nickmpreg:

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

(via skellydun)

valentone:

txttletale:

i get that it is recreationally fun to whine and hate. i support all whiners and haters and i agree nintendo should be bankrupted and have to sell all its games for negative ninety dollars. but if new mario games are $80 i just think its really easy to not buy new mario games. like when peoplare like “games are 1 squillion dollars” im like okay maybe for you if you want to buy the new zelda or cod the day of release. for Me, video games are like $15. sometimes $0