because the world will never take my heart

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

HELLO!

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Welcome!

What I do here: Anything. Incorrect quotes (not as much anymore), updates from my life (at times), fanfic updates, reblog mcyt content, etc.

I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE NON BINARY. AMERICA CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO BE

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(^ by @thecutestgrotto)

This blog is run by: Me aka @marechaussee-phantom

Gender: Non-binary AFAB, pronouns are they/xe/ai/per/fin :D

Sexuality: Bisexual

How to use these pronouns: they/them/their/theirs/themself, xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself, ai/ain/aire/aires/ainself, per/per/per/pers/perself, fe/fin/fins/fins/finself

Names you can call me: Jordan (chosen name), Alyssa, Lost, MK, or Bee

Tags I use: List here!

PORN BLOGS PLS GO FUCK OFF /srs I DO NOT LIKE YOUR CONTENT EVEN IF I’M NOT A MINOR ANYMORE GO AWAY

I enjoy: Hermitcraft, the Life series, Empires SMP, My Little Pony (all generations, yes that includes G3.5 as I grew up with that generation) and Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, and Voyager). I also like Pokemon and Minecraft, and writing and drawing.

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(^ by @thecutestgrotto)

Carrd: bdouble0w0.carrd.co
Instagram: bdouble0w0
DeviantArt: AlyssaFire / nightshadowmlp (old)
Twitter: FoundNotLost14
Discord: LostNotFound#9795 / bdoubleowo
Tumblr: you know both already lol
YouTube: JordanEnby
Ao3: FoundNotLost14
Bluesky: tang0w0tek.bsky.social
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This one (^) by @nix-writes-mcyt

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because I can never get motivation ;-;

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terfs dni thank you <3

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everyone is welcome here except what’s on my carrd’s dni part

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love that album

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^ by @user-boxer

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^ by @another-userbox-blog

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^ by @bedazzling-blinkiez

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^ by @ottomaticangels

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^ by @lillieof-thevalley

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^ by @thecutestgrotto

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I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

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These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

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No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

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It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

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we used to have so many balls

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ok so

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everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

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This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

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He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

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Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

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For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

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She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

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Originally posted by gettinyinggywithit

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Her channel got hacked by some crypto scammers yesterday (2/9/22), and while she got control back quickly it’d be a nice time to show her some support!

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