officially burnt out

“We’ll pick lilacs and daisies and weave them through our hair; smear nectar on our skin and tell the bees they’re welcome there.” ─ Ellis Nightingale
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  • Fanfiction Masterlist and Request Rules

    Larissa x Reader

    From Newark to Burlington (2.3k words) AO3 Alternative
    Happy and Safe (3.4k words) AO3 Alternative
    Happy birthday, my dear! (>1k words) AO3 Alternative
    Only Pretending (28k words) AO3 Alternative
    Screw your roommate, I’ll show you a good time (2.9k words) AO3 Alternative
    Truth or Dare (2.6k words) AO3 Alternative
    You are amazing, my love (>1k words) AO3 Alternative

    Miranda x Reader

    I’ll hold you through the night (<1k words) AO3 Alternative
    Neighbours (4.2k words) AO3 Alternative
    Playing Dangerous (1.2kwords) AO3 Alternative
    Knight in Shining Armou
    r (1.5k words) AO3 Alternative

    Lucifer x Reader

    Your Feelings True #1 (>1k words) AO3 Alternative

    I you prefer reading on Archive of Our Own, I also post there.

    Requests

    Please do not request me to write Out Of Character behaviour, I love these characters for who they are and have realized that I feel more uncomfortable than anticipated writing them differently (for instance an ethical character acting unethically). I’m sorry for any trouble <3

    I am not opposed to writing morally grey characters or villains.

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    fountain in italy

  • This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

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  • finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

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    look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

  • secondlina:
“lemon-socks:
“ reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.
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I reblogged last year and got a teaching job
  • reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

  • I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

  • I reblogged last year and got a teaching job

  • polyamory and bisexuality could have saved camelot

  • this was about king arthur & queen guinevere & lancelot in, like, le mort d'arthur I guess but people saying bbc arthur & gwen & merlin: yeah sure. them too.

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    • The Knight of the Cart (12th c.)
    • Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (14th c.)
    • Le Morte d'Arthur (15th c.)
    • Merlin (21st c.)
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    pics of gwen but they’re just describing my sensory issues

  • “Put Norris and Chester in a furby!”

    “Put Norris and Chester in a tamagotchi!”

    As brilliant as those are, y’all are forgetting the funniest possible option (in my opinion)

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    WE COULD HAVE AN iDOG IN THE ARCHIVES!!

  • Quickly being reminded of how much Martin Blackwood really is the character of all time. He faked his CV. He’s a serial arsonist. He has mommy issues. He got pissed at his boyfriend for killing their boss without him. He gets the hots when said boyfriend kills monsters with his eldritch horror powers. His love language is tea. He’s got psychopathic tendencies. He writes poetry. He made up a fake middle name for no reason. He’s gay. He’s fucked up. He’s even trapped in a modified version of Windows NT 4.0, a business focused predecessor to Windows 95. I can only hope to one day create a character so iconic.

  • I'm thrilled by the diversity, I really am, but as a non-native english speaker The Magnus Protocol really decided to up the ante by making the main speaking roles speak with cockney, indian AND scottish accents WHILE ALSO PUTTING MUFFLED AND STATIC FILTERS ON HALF THE DIALOGUE. I'm putting "C2 English" in my CV after S1 ends.

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    Actual pictures of sugar mommy!Larissa Weems picking reader up to go lingerie shopping in Secret Benefits part 3.

    edit: PLEASE credit me if you use these anywhere. I spent hours editing these, it’ll take you two seconds to give credit.

  • Excuse me while I faint

  • &. celandine theme by seyche