cory

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

helloooo :P

hey there!

my name is cory.

please send me random asks! i get bored easily :)

idm any pronouns, idrc abt labels (with a huge ton more of interest in girls/nb, but still ig my standards for men r just higher)

(it’s feeling more like they today)

BYF:

  • i will probably get really stressed and start posting random personal stuff or keyboard smashes with no context, or rants and angry vagueposts, these will be on #cory’s rants
  • i will probably state random things so that will be on #cory’s thoughts
  • vagueposting about me reading things and responding to them will be on #cory’s reads
  • gay thoughts (ahem totally not about uqd) are on #cory’s droughts
  • random lists because lists are nice to write and makes it more tidy than the mess that is my head #cory’s lists
  • letters are on #cory’s letters
  • asks are on #cory’s queeries
  • i actually like interacting with people but i get awkward sometimes :P so please do interact with me if you want to!

DNI:

homophobes/sexists/racists/transphobes… you know who you are so ;( don’t follow me if you’re here to hate

LIKES:

  • reading random wiki pages at 11pm instead of doing hwk
  • the rain
  • music (i listen to a lot of different things but currently cavetown clairo and conan gray mostly r my faves)
  • writting letters - i write letters in 2nd person a lot, and am currently working on a story where it’s only narrated in letters from two brothers to each other
  • good lord heavens have you seen women
  • acting and devising theatre oml
  • art when there is no deadline
  • eyes (oml some people’s eyes are just kdsjfksdhfkhsd)
  • staring into space (when not stressed about nothing, which is rare)
  • staring into space (your eyes, uqd :))
  • the night sky
  • good view of a nice city / rural countryside / beaches
  • puzzles (grrrr let me at the 2000 and little model trains)
  • books - but mostly from that one author and about that same guy getting himself into deep shit so many times
  • matthias :)) @utterqueerdisasterthesimp (my boyfriend, omg i got reverse pulled by mattie)

DISLIKES:

  • people who try to discriminate against others :(
  • people in the dni
  • being forced to do repetitive work (but i like repetitive work i voluntarily do, it calms me kinda)
  • procrastinating too much and being stressed about not finishing work
  • high pitched noises (bees ignoring the buzzing sounds r nice tho)
  • overthinking into a state of anxiety
  • not talking or being able to say thank you even when i really want to (sometimes i can’t talk and when it gets really bad i resort to emojis because the feeling and sound of the keyboard stresses me out too)
  • the annoying voice(s) sometimes when it goes out of control
  • loud places (i can’t hear what people are trying to tell me and it’s too loud)

sooo thank you for reading this and drop me a follow and we can be moots :) if you want to talk to me u can always reply to my posts and stuff

(previously tanklocks)

(the icon is from a picrew from pepperjackets)

(the banner is from my girlfriend @utterqueerdisasterthesimp <333)

tysm :) and have a great day!

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the-prophesied-disco-gay

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

dragons-locator

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too.

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finnslay

Anonymous asked:

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

snapscube answered:

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99% of this is in the notesimage

sorry

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thefrogman

Testing out the new tumblr photoset feature. 

thefrogman

People were mentioning gifsets.

Did you know… I made the very first one?

Tumblr announced a new “photoset” feature and they mainly intended it as a way to post a bunch of still images.

And I was like, does it work with GIFs?

I made this and then it inspired a ton of other people to do creative things with multiple GIFs.

My favorite was this one.

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professionalchaoticdumbass

actual world heritage post