they took away my penist and all i got was this stupid freak
who do you think got the penist
bad news your penis is extremely haunted
they were all out of dinner at the store so i gotta eat wooden pegs again tonight -_-
PSA: earrings are not meant to go in your ear. many people these days are confused by the name, and undersrandably so. however, they dont understand that the name comes from an archaic naming scheme where you name things after what you’re not supposed to do with them. like ladybugs as annexample. where was i going with this. oh yeah. you’re supposed to use earrings as floor traps for your worse enemies
well it seems like she lemon on my pig till im hog
somethibg bad happen
uh oh
she seems to be having a wonderful time
ohhhh hog is not well
shes shrinking
she strives on due to my motherly love and care ^_^
she got lost but i found her on a shelf
she perseveres through the seasons
sealed her for transport so she can be witnessed by my two friends when i visit them
i took her to see my friends and only tripped and ate shit and hit my head on the pavement once ^_^
i finally took her out after 4 hog nightmares and 10 days and when i unsealed the jar a visible cloud puffed out and i feel unwell now ^_^
my cute pig has remained in her stasis jar for the last 4 months and only has been visibly wet several times ^_^
My wife was inspired
She said she thinks your homonculus is unwell
YAYYYYYYY
well it seems like she lemon on my pig till im hog
somethibg bad happen
uh oh
she seems to be having a wonderful time
ohhhh hog is not well
shes shrinking
she strives on due to my motherly love and care ^_^
she got lost but i found her on a shelf
she perseveres through the seasons
sealed her for transport so she can be witnessed by my two friends when i visit them
i took her to see my friends and only tripped and ate shit and hit my head on the pavement once ^_^
i finally took her out after 4 hog nightmares and 10 days and when i unsealed the jar a visible cloud puffed out and i feel unwell now ^_^
my cute pig has remained in her stasis jar for the last 4 months and only has been visibly wet several times ^_^
