Jonah

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

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Anonymous asked:

Ngl, headcanoning Peril as Lesbian and/or AroAce(spec) honestly rocks.

Because like-

Peril meets the first dragon around her age who treats her with kindness and common decency, and because of this immediately feels attached and connected to him, mistaking those feelings for Clay as love.

However, as she moves on from her unhealthy feelings towards Clay, has healthy platonic connections with others (and/or falls in love with a girl dragon)-

Peril eventually realizes that: “Wow, I wasn’t in love with Clay, I was mistaking my obsessiveness and co-dependency towards him for romantic feelings. Huh, who would have known?”

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