I love how in most of star trek the cmo does not belong on the bridge yet they will be there and they will have invented a reason for them to be there. ds9 is just straight up like “julian is a gossip who gets bored easily. he is here to talk to dax about kira’s love life. he is here because the infirmary is dull. he likes hanging out with his friends.” honestly a great call. brilliant characterisation.
horniest battle moments:
- taking your ally’s weapon out of their scabard to use yourself
- using someone else’s shoulder as a rifle stand
- nudging someone’s chin up with the tip of your weapon
- freezing with your blades against one another’s throats, breathing into each other’s mouths
- Using your closest companion’s habits or techniques in a fight.
- Using your rival’s habits or techniques in a fight.
- Same as above, against that same rival.
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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Somebody's gonna stare at you after you get your tiddiss removed thinking you gotta haircut or something
I’m never going to recover from that one, am I
Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools… I’ll make the thing!”
The thing:
Me: “….I get it now.”
I have now had several teachers ask me if they can use this image in a class presentation.