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Haley | 25 | Mostly NCIS stuff. Wait what's that? Oh no, it's X-Files with a steel chair! With sprinklings of BBC Ghosts, Taskmaster, OMITB, etc. I sometimes write stuff (AO3: ContentsPriceless)

Fanfiction Masterlist

It's been a long time coming but it's high time I put all the fanfic I've written in one place. Let's see if I can remember to keep this post updated this time.

I have written for: NCIS, X-Files, Star Wars, and Harry Potter

***This list is in progress, and I am working on putting all my work on Archive of Our Own, be on the lookout for additions***

x files from my drafts from a few nights back. i like working with markers now. i used to hate them so much wow. i’m so sad that he isn’t as nerdy after season 5, i miss this haircut 

One year ago I watched the pilot of the x files and now I can't stop thinking about two weird alien chasers

As a celebration here is Mulder explaining to Scully that they need to come to my home place to investigate our local cryptid, a mountain goat with legs shorter on one side (so it can climb the mountain in only one direction)

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

i can't believe i have actually finished something AND posted it. contrary to what i usually write, this is 100% fluff and comfort, no angst to be found, only hugs.

Summary:

It's not like she wasn't planning on asking him anyway; she had simply been waiting for the right time. Should she bring it up at work or outside of it? Is it appropriate to ask him in the first place? Maybe she's overestimating the impact their relationship has on his life, maybe he sees her not as a friend but as a co-worker, and maybe—well, maybe suddenly blurting it out is exactly what needed to happen. — — — (or: how Mulder ended up signing Scully's living will before One Breath)

comments (both on ao3 and tumblr) are always very appreciated <3

Numbers Tag Game

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words (feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET!).

This is fun! Thanks for the tag, @agent-troi !!

Let's see here...

Most Hits: of our own making [16,717 hits]

After the events of Amor Fati, Mulder isn't quite ready to give up on a miracle. It just might take a little extra work to get there.

2nd Most Kudos: of our own making [546 kudos]

Lol same as above. My fic with the most kudos is a Star Wars one that somehow continues to get readers at a steady rate 3 years later (not the one below 💀)

3rd Most Comments: The Sound of Mandalore [80 comments]

DON'T LAUGH THIS IS THE SUMMARY:
Uncertain what to do with a Jedi Master who is overly attached to his former Padawan, the Jedi Council decides to send Obi-Wan Kenobi to tutor Force-sensitive Mandalorian foundlings on Mandalore in the early days of the Clone Wars. Essentially, I threw Obi-Wan Kenobi and friends into a blender with the entire plot of The Sound of Music, and this was the result.

4th Most Bookmarks: sh-boom [42 bookmarks]

Mulder keeps having vivid dreams of a life with Scully and, as a result, accidentally kisses her.

5th Most Words: blood is the life [16,608 words]

While on the run and separated from her family, Ziva is greviously injured and contacts Tony.

Least Words: heartstrings [608 words]

Face to face with his daughter for the first time, Tony wonders how he's been getting along all these years with his heart on the other side of the planet.

Tagging: @indestinatus @hopeless-nostalgiac @sheistheweapon @swiftlifeline @mrsmungus and anyone else whose usernames I forgot (if you want to, of course)

TIVA CHALLENGES is a fanfiction writing project for fans of Tony and Ziva from NCIS (2003) running before the spin-off NCIS: Tony & Ziva drops, with new writing prompts every month! Organized by @television-overload and @indestinatus.

Happy April! It's April Fools Day, so this month, we figured we'd do something fun and different in honor of our favorite fools in love! Have you ever been stuck wondering what to write? Been wanting to try something new that's outside your comfort zone? Perhaps our latest challenge will be just what you need to spark inspiration and bring something unique to your writing. So, without further ado...

APRIL'S PROMPT:

Tiva-isms: A Random Prompt Challenge

Additional information under the cut:

I love that people are sharing their words!! This is so fun, I got Catalyst, Pirate, and Whisper and actually have an exciting idea for it 😏

TIVA CHALLENGES is a fanfiction writing project for fans of Tony and Ziva from NCIS (2003) running before the spin-off NCIS: Tony & Ziva drops, with new writing prompts every month! Organized by @television-overload and @indestinatus.

Happy April! It's April Fools Day, so this month, we figured we'd do something fun and different in honor of our favorite fools in love! Have you ever been stuck wondering what to write? Been wanting to try something new that's outside your comfort zone? Perhaps our latest challenge will be just what you need to spark inspiration and bring something unique to your writing. So, without further ado...

APRIL'S PROMPT:

Tiva-isms: A Random Prompt Challenge

Additional information under the cut:

scully: *coughs*
mulder: that’s it, shut down the x files, shut it the fuck down, pack your bags, we’re leaving. this isn’t worth it, you’ve lost so much and given up too much, we need to stop this madness immediately. the fbi was right, you’re meant for so much more than this, than me. be free, special agent dana katherine scully. be free.
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