[Submitted by Lord Hishimidoink]

I’ve left TF2 open for literal hours, and nobody’s playing competitive. What happened? Everyone always says competitive is so great, so I queue up to try it out, and end up waiting for 5 hours. Still haven’t found a game, by the way.

[Submitted by graysongdl]

“hes not cheating lol”

BITCH HES SPAMMING THE LMAOBOX SHIT

[Submitted by ledderfayes]

[Requested by Scarrien, fulfilled by Sethycakes]

I’ve been playing Titanium Tank a lot lately to get that free medal (which, if you haven’t heard of it, get on that, it’s a free medal for doing a community tour), and usually while we wait for everyone to ready, people just mess around, usually calling each other spies. If I’m playing Pyro, I don’t get class-specific voice commands. No “That Engineer is a Spy” or “That Demoman is a Spy.” Just “That (2 syllables) is a Spy!” with no variation based on who you look at. It irks me. It probably shouldn’t, but it irks me.

[Submitted by graysongdl, edited by Sethycakes]

This literally happened to me 5 minutes before I decided to make this meme. For some reason, people are against killing friendlies on the most deathmatchy map ever, plr_hightower, on Valve servers. If you want to be friendly, go to a friendly server. I want to snipe people, not eat their Sandviches.

[Submitted by dudetheninja]

Has Bonk! Atomic Punch been debunked like this by Explanation Engineer already?

[Submitted by asksubmitrepeat]

We actually held that point for ages. We were under heavy fire from all sides, but we held. We endured, dammit!

[Requested by Charlie, fulfilled by Sethycakes]