i'm actually 27 snakes in a trenchcoat

wow who knew 28 snakes in a trenchcoat could use the internet (27 she/her)

that0melette asked:

You know, sometimes I really think

blaruu:

Bollocks you do

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blaruu:

Hi.. new followers. Oof. Its been a while.

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I’m eating all your new followers, fuck you

that0melette asked:

I'm gonna shave your fur so I have something to season my food with

blaruu:

Oh shut up and eat the worms i gave you

YOUR WORMS ARE BLAND AND SO ARE YOU!!!


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kcuf-ad:

Everyone in the Seireitei: running for their lives

Aizen:

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What a wonderful day.

He’s having enrichment time outside of his enclosure

penny-anna:

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everyone on tumblr rn for some reason

I’ve been on this fucking website for damn near a decade, and people keep talking about this like it’s something y'all do every year. I’m only just learning about Tumblr’s alleged annual celebration of Caesar’s assassination, this post is a year old, have y'all just been hiding from me?? why was I never brought in on the festivities??

(via scp-l4-clef-alto-001)

blaruu:

I git hort born

Habby birday rofth’s hort

that0melette asked:

Gonna crawl in your skull and hunt down your brain cells like flies

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How many you got in there, fucker?

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

More than you, you’re a lizard.

  • Clem

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Y-YEAH WELL WE’LL SEE WHO HAS MORE BRAIN CELLS AFTER I FINISH EATING YOURS!

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

fatsexybitch:

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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Im taking two

I’ve already got a knife, but it never hurts to have a spare

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equipped and ready to kill, those bugs will never see me coming, 

1five1two:

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An Ivory Okimono Of a Dragon Having His Teeth Examined. Meiji Period, Signed Nimin/Futsumin.

I hope he doesn’t have any cavities

that0melette asked:

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Would.

thedeskofaltoclef:

What that monster mouth do?

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I’m more interested in what those hip arms do