hiiiii! I’m heam, 20+

my brain has been mostly infested by House md lately but you bet your ass hetalia hasn’t fully gone away. It’s lurking.

pronouns, whatever lmao, go via vibe no wrong answers

Feel free to request art or writing! (TALK TO MEEEEEE) it may just take a while to respond because i am a person of bad time management and procrastination. SFW and NSFW are allowed (the latter is encouraged)

i do actively hornypost so be warned. There will be some level of kink on this blog so again, be warned. But im not your mum so idk

MY AO3 (comment and i’ll kiss you on the lips, no homo(unless you want it))

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lolliepops-rox

pereczke

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

pereczke

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

iicraft505

dreamduality

Reference This will always be my favourite house edit

james-wilsons-mommymilkers

titojefie

002hmdvisualnovel.mp4

bone-evidence

krazys-ass-emporium asked:

Originally posted by kmorgan-crimson

doueverwonder answered:

why are you cutting the tomatoes before you throw them at me :(

bone-evidence

For the schlap sound

the-heaminator

cant be wasting tomatoes in this economy smh

hondakiku

yazzdonut

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

the-heaminator

the-heaminator

guys guys guys i havent drawn anything in ages can you give me dumb little doodle requests,

doueverwonder

coelii

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

coelii

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

coelii

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

fiannaai

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

jupiter235

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

i was vomiting due to cramps today im giving them to him

starsmadeinheaven

starsmadeinheaven asked:

Heyyy

the-heaminator answered:

Originally posted by nickamarofc

heyyy

starsmadeinheaven

I found this can of weird gummy bears. Wanna try them out?

the-heaminator

YES PLEASE

starsmadeinheaven asked:

Heyyy

Originally posted by nickamarofc

heyyy

disneyprincessdxminatrix

pocket-deer-boy

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

pocket-deer-boy

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.