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*gives you a box that radiates gay energy*
do you think i could sell this to purple so that they could use it to turn navy gay?
? i'm pretty sure he's already gay
No, I'm not. Dont lie to people.
sorry its a habit
so are you in the market for a box that definitely turns people gay and makes them fall in love with king or not, 1 billion euros take it or leave it
imagine playing a plot-irrelevant gay little freak so fucking good that they keep you in the franchise and elevate your role to core character whose relationship with the franchise's main antagonist carries the entire emotional climax of the third movie. and your character doesn't even have a first name.
helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect
by popular request, of homophobic anon, you've now got another order
so here is your scheduled box delivery of A box of homophobic aura, enjoy!
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I really donโt need this? Iโm bi? I know way too many queer people in my life to possibly want this.
ill take it i need to fend off @the-secxnd-coming
did someone say homophobia. drools.
happy purple explosion thursday
FUCK YEAHHH HAPPY PURPLE EXPLOSION THURSDAY โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
You have a partner?
@the-secxnd-coming can i call you a partneror is that too HOMO for you
it's too homo... sigh... you can anyways I'm just that confidently heterosexual
while you where all busy referencing spiderman..i've been growing.. changing.. practicing.. fighting.. in the SHADOWS of a BATMAN reference.... and I'm gonna take you down.. i'm gonna take you DOWNTOWN!!!!!!
glad to see youre sunshiney as always, kid
wait isnt batman super depressed and emo?
yeah and isnt spiderman MORE emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! explain that one WISE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so if dark is like vriska what does that make me and every other chosen in the multiverse apparently. just out of curiosity
H3Y COOLK1D 1S TH1S YOU?
terezi is vriskas like. other half but i do not know nearly enough about you to say if its fitting though.
guys :( purple is homestuck again, should i get the spray bottle?