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@the-secxnd-coming

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Anonymous asked:

*gives you a box that radiates gay energy*

do you think i could sell this to purple so that they could use it to turn navy gay?

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? i'm pretty sure he's already gay

No, I'm not. Dont lie to people.

sorry its a habit

so are you in the market for a box that definitely turns people gay and makes them fall in love with king or not, 1 billion euros take it or leave it

imagine playing a plot-irrelevant gay little freak so fucking good that they keep you in the franchise and elevate your role to core character whose relationship with the franchise's main antagonist carries the entire emotional climax of the third movie. and your character doesn't even have a first name.

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, of homophobic anon, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A box of homophobic aura, enjoy!

-๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ”ƒ

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I really donโ€™t need this? Iโ€™m bi? I know way too many queer people in my life to possibly want this.

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ill take it i need to fend off @the-secxnd-coming

did someone say homophobia. drools.

Hehe.. heard we're being ominous... I see everything... EVVVERYTHING!! (what are we talking about I just got a notification from purple im confused)

while you where all busy referencing spiderman..i've been growing.. changing.. practicing.. fighting.. in the SHADOWS of a BATMAN reference.... and I'm gonna take you down.. i'm gonna take you DOWNTOWN!!!!!!

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glad to see youre sunshiney as always, kid

wait isnt batman super depressed and emo?

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yeah and isnt spiderman MORE emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! explain that one WISE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posers, imposters, homos, newgens. theyre everywhere, they pop up in the night and they don't rest, unlike me, i'm awake.. i'm ever vigilant, im watching them, i don't rest i can't rest, i must fight them. i am BATMAN!!!!

Anonymous asked:

so if dark is like vriska what does that make me and every other chosen in the multiverse apparently. just out of curiosity

H3Y COOLK1D 1S TH1S YOU?

terezi is vriskas like. other half but i do not know nearly enough about you to say if its fitting though.

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guys :( purple is homestuck again, should i get the spray bottle?

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